Dear Mr. Abrantes,
I would like to present you with a unique business opportunity.
Galleries, clients, lawyers, corporate sponsors, news media, bloggers - all demanding your time.
Why waste your time?
As an up and coming artist and TV personality, representation is surely on your mind.
I would like to represent you.
This is what my firm can offer you - a comprehensive transformation from a simple concept into a brand --- a penetrating cultural icon.
I would be happy to present further details about my services and discuss a potential arrangement for a collaboration*.
* Failure to reply to this e-mail will serve as tacit aggreement that a relationship has been approved and an 85% of profits 'service fee' will be demanded from all future earnings.